Joseph. Americas Most Wanted. Number 1.

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Keywords: Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr, @JOEYALIZIO, #JosephAnthonyAlizioJr, Artist, Writer, Author, Photographer

Published: 09/05/2015

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Joseph. Americas Most Wanted. Number 1.

This Is Number One.

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS @ AP

BREAKING NEWS: MR. PRESIDENT OBAMA
SAYS THAT THIS NEW NUCLEAR ARMS DEAL
IS NOT AS MUCH BASED ON TRUST
BUT MORESO ACTUALLY SOLEY BUILT ON VERIFICATION.

YES. JUST LIKE WHEN SHE "SAID"
THAT SHE WOULD LOVE TO TAKE IT ALL UP HER ASS...
OKAY SO THEN...NOW SHE IS BEING A BIG FAT FUCKING CUNT ABOUT IT.

"BUT OKAY THEN...YOU WERE PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS
SHITTE ALL DRUNKENED UPS LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!
(YOU BIG CUNT TALKER YOU) OH THOUGH
WEREN'T YOU NOW S. DAWNNNNNN MARIESSSSS!?"

"JOE. WE DID THAT ALL LAST FRIDAY NIGHT. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NOW."


THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
MY BRAND NEW DISCOVER CASH BACK CHECKING ACCOUNT.
YES.
"JOSEPH YOUR ACCOUNT REQUEST HAS BEEN APPROVED!"

YES. THIS IS JUST RIGHT NOW HOE S.
NO. I DO NOT EVEN HAVE MY ACOUNT NUMBER YET.
"YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR WELCOME KIT WITHIN TEN DAYS."

YES. TO ME...DISCOVER IS THE BIGGEST TIME RIGHT HERE.

MELISSA F.B.I.: "THEY DO NOT ACCEPT JUST ANYONE...
NOOOOO!I DO NOT CARE WHAT
JUST ANYONE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS EITHER NOW."

YES. "THE NUMBER ONE CHECKING ACCOUNT ON EARTH."


OKAY. US BANK REVERSED MY $300 DOLLAR PAYMENT AGAIN.
I AM NOT SURPRISED. THIS IS WHAT NIGGAS DO TO ME. YES.

"THREE DAYS LEFT TO PAY $30 NOW."


THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE TODAY.
bank information added back in correctly 6660 0666 6666

MISSING ONE "0" and NOW FOUND TO BE CORRECTED.

user id problems. miss spelling. FIXED JULY 14 - 2015.
ALL OVER TOWN "THREE PLACES"
MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
WAS PUT IN ENTERED INCORRECTLY.

THE GAP CARD. CHEVRON TEXACO. US BANK.
"US BANK WAS MISSING TWO ZEROS IN THE NUMBER."

OH YES! I FOUND THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
"OH YES! THE PROBLEM WAS MR. JOE JOEY JOSEPH HIMSELF!
YES. HE WORKING SO GOD-DAMNED
FUCKING HARD THAT AN ERROR TOOK PLACE!"

YES. I WENT OFF TO BANK OF AMERICA THIS VERY MORNING
TO ASK THEM: "WHY ARE YOU REFUSING MY PAYMENTS TO US BANK!?"

YES. 9:12 AM SHARP.

OKAY. MY WRITTEN DOWN IN MY NOTEBOOK
YESSSSSSSSS! FROM MY WINDOWS 7 NOTEPAD
BANK OF AMERICA BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER...WAS SIMPLY...WRONG!

1. "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A 12 FUCKING DIGIT NUMBER RIGHT HERE."

2. HOLY FUCK! I THOUGHT THAT THERE HAD BEEN A NOTEPAD PROBLEM.

3. NO. I DID NOT TAKE THE TIME TO SEARCH
MY @ BOA PAPER STATEMENTS SUCH AS I SHOULD HAVE.

4. NOW I AM USING PAPERLESS. YES. I MEAN LIKE
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" RIGHT FUCKING HERE HOE S.

5. STATE FARM. MY NEW VISA CREDIT CARD.
ME: "YES. I JUST HAD TO CHANGE MY BANK
PAYMENT INFORMATION HERE AS WELL.
YES. AGAIN! ONE 0 WAS MISSING FROM MY NUMBER."

6. OKAY SOOOOO NOW THIS WAS WITH FOUR (4) FUCKING WEBSITES!

7. WORSE. THIS US BANK SCAM AGAINST ME
WAS A "LAYERED" ATTEMPT NOW.
YES THE ROUTING NUMBER
IN THEIR FORMS IS STILL NOT SHOWING
THE FIRST NUMBER OF 0 CORRECTLY NOW HOE S.

I DO MEAN LIKE:
"YOU MUTHA FUCKASSSSSSSSSS FAKE USA YOU!!!!"

YES. STILL NOW!
ALL OF THIS OVER A $30 DOLLAR MINIMUM PAYMENT
WHICH IS DUE ON JULY 17 - 2015.
YES. FOR MY WANTING TO PAY MY $300 INSTEAD.

LITTLE TOMMY BUSH IS WELL KNOWN
FOR FOCUSING AGAINST IN
and "ALL ABOUT" MY SAVED NOTEPADS.

YES. TO FUCK ME OVER. YES TO DISTRACT ME.

YES. THIS DID HAPPEN BEFORE...
NEW WRITING TYPED WORDS
WERE...YES! "MOST SERIOUSLY"
HAD BEEN DELETED UPON
MY SAVING MY DAILY WRITING NOTEPAD.

YES. I HAD TO GO BACK TO THESE WEBSITES
AS MY "SOON TO BE PUBLISHED"
WRITING RECOVERY METHODOLOGY.
LOL. SIMPLY ENOUGH NOW HOE S.
LOL.

WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE "0" MISSING...
and THEN BUT NOW THERE ARE
TWO "0'S" MISSING HERE NOW?

FUCK. "DO NOT MOVE ADJUST POSITION YOUR NUMBERS."

"YES JOSEPH THERE WAS A SERIOUS ATTEMPT
HIT UPON YOUR NOTEPADS.
BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH...IT COULD ONLY
HAVE BEEN YOUR MOST RECENT
WRITING NOTEPAD THAT WAS OPEN AT THE TIME."

YES. "BUT THEN THEY GOT TO YOUR BANK OF AMERICA
WELL KNOWN BY KEYLOGGERS
'ALMOST DAILY' SAVED NOTEPAD AS WELL NOW JOSEPH."

MY CITIZENS BANK NOTEPAD SAVED INFORMATION...
BACK SEVERAL YEARS AGO NOW...
"YES. JOSEPH'S COMPUTER WAS NOT FULLY UPDATED
and WE ATTACKED HIS NOTEPADS.
TO BE EXACT! WE ATTACKED HIS ACTIVE SAVING ABILITIES."

YES. MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER WAS WRONG. THIS IS A REPEAT.
YES. DIFFERENT BANK. ALL DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES.
THE SAME EXACT ATTCKING NIGGAS FAKE C.I.A. FAKE USA THOUGH.

SCARY. YES I FOUND THE ERROR. "HOW COULD ANYONE FIND THIS THOUGH!?"

WHEN YOU WRITE DOWN...
TYPE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS...
"VERY MANY OTHER IMPORTANT NUMBERS AS WELL 2NOW JOEY!"
YES. BE SURE TO ALWAYS
WRITE DOWN...TYPE THIS AS WELL: "THIS IS A 12 DIGIT NUMBER."

HAY! LISTEN. I AM THE REAL C.I.A.
THE BANK ROUTING NUMBER MISSING THE ZERO
WAS MY 1970'S EXTREME EXACT HINT TO MYSELF...
"THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE ZERO TO THE ZEROS NOW JOSEPH!"

YES. "HE GOT IT (THE LAST TIME). BUT WITH HELP 2NOW (THIS TIME)."

HAY! "I THINK THAT YOU USED ME TO HELP YOU JOEY...
AS YOUR VERY OWN MESSAGES WERE BEING BLOCKED
IN ORDER TO EXTRA FULLY TO HARM YOUR SITUATION."

YES. HOW COULD MY NOTEPAD SUDDENLY!
GO FROM MISSING ONE 0 TO MISSING TWO 0'S
ANYWAYS NOW HOE S!?

"NOT WITHOUT SOME REAL OUTSIDE HELP NOW JOEY."

OEN. = THIS IS A REAL LIVE "JOEY'S" C.I.A
ARRANGED TYPO REPRESENTING
OUR FULL EXTREME VALUED ONGOING
and PAYBACK GIVING MOST SERVING KNOWLEDGE
OF OEN MAN MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS'
YES. "THE COCKEYED ENEMY NIGGA USA."

YES. THIS "OEN" ALWAYS MEANS "COCKEYED."

I TYPO...YES! and YOU ARE FULLY NOTED
YESSSSSS! YET ONCE AGAIN 2NOW NIGGA.

RE: "MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS' IS IN JOEY'S COMPUTER."

BANG! BANG! NOW HOE S.

MY TARGET RED CARD. $300 CREDIT LIMIT.
YES. I JUST UPDATED THIS BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION AS WELL.
"YOU CANNOT EDIT SOME OF THESE...YOU DO NEED TO DELETE THEM"
YES. "and ADD THEM BACK IN CORRECTLY 2NOW."

HAY! ALL OF MY FIRST FIVE PRIMARIES ARE CORRECT.
OKAY SO THERE YOU GO NOW HOE S.

PAYPAL. BANK OF AMERICA. DISCOVER IT. US BANK.
WALMART.

HAY! ALL OF MY FIRST FIVE PRIMARIES ARE CORRECT.
OKAY SO THERE YOU GO NOW HOE S.

PAYPAL. BANK OF AMERICA. DISCOVER IT. US BANK.
WALMART.

OF COURSE US BANK WAS ADDED IN LAST...
"I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
YES. and OF COURSE THESE NUMBERS WERE WRONG
YES! AS YOU DO ALL KNOW BY NOW HOE S. HA! HA! HA!

OKAY SO I ALSO TRANSFERRED $30 DOLLARS
OVER TO US BANK CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT TODAY
YES! FROM MY BANK OF AMERICA ACCOUNT. SHHHHH!

YES. ON TOP OF..YES! "ON TOP OF S."

MY JUST AGAIN TODAY NOW HOE S! PHONE CALL PAYMENT
YES. "WITH THE CORRECT RIGHT NUMBERS 2NOW" JUST TODAY.
YES. "THREE TIMES TRIES FOR THIS $300 DOLLAR PAYMENT US BANK."

I ALSO....YES I "ALSO S!"
HAVE THIS CREDIT CARD BALANCE TRANSFERRED
PAYED OFF RIGHT UP TO THE ORIGINAL $643.56 THAT WAS OWED.
"RIGHT ON OVER TO MY NEW STATE FARM REWARDS VISA CREDIT CARD!"
THE $300 WAS STILL "ON HOLD" FAKE PROCESSING SPINNING WHEELS ON ME. NIGGA.

"HAY! I SAID HAYYYYY NIGGA!
DO I NEED TO MOVE THIS REMAINING $300 BALANCE
OFF ELSEWHERES TO ANOTHER CREDIT CARD OF MINE S!

YES! ALSOOOOOO 2NOW S. IN A HURRIES!?

HAY! I SAID HAYYYY!
OR....YES! ORRRRRR DID THIS FINAL PAYMENT
'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WITH THIS NOW!'
ACTUALLY GO THROUGH NOW HOMIE G!?"

MY NEW BETTER CARD WITH YOU! US BANK IS ON IT'S WAY.
"YES JOSEPH WITH A MUCH LARGER CREDIT LIMIT 2NOW JOEY!"

UNLESS YOU ALL JUST FUCKED ME OVER...THAT IS.

BANG! BANG!

I JUST SENT $100 OVER TO MY DISCOVER BANK ACCOUNT 2NOW.
YES. MY NEW BANK ACCOUNT NOT THE CREDIT CARD.

YES. OKAY SOOOOOO! YES!

HOPEFULLY BANK OF AMERICA IS NOT HAVING
ANY NEW FURTHER DEVELOPED PROBLEMS.
"YES. SINCE THAT CASH $126.90 REWARDS FUCKING PROBLEM."

YES. IT WAS $126.93 TO BE EXACT.
"THAT WAS A TWO FUCKING WEEK HORROR SHOW FOR JOEY."

BLAST! BLAST!

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About the Author

Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr. Sep 03, 2015

Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.

Yes. I Do Publish My eBooks and My Paperback Books In All Capital Letters.
I Do This Because My Writing Is Easier For "All Of Us" To Read This Way.

Melissa Sexy F.B.I. Hoe: "Joey Does This Because He Has A Great Big Fat Fucking Penis."
Yes.

Masterbating Mishas Misheys: "Just Check Joey's Twitter @JOEYALIZIO Alone Then Bitches!
Oh Yes! Oh Fuck! Oh Yes! Oh Yes! The Man Puts His Shitte On Up Hoe s. All Of His Shitte On Up."

Yes. I Am Cleaning Up My Descriptiones Act Right Here Hoe s.
No. I Did Not "Have To" Do This At All. But...Oh Yes Bitches!
But....I Want More From My Writing. Yes. I Want More From All Of You.

Melissa F.B.I. Hoe Smiling Most "Fun Me Ley Lays" Yes! Most "Funnily" Now:
"Joseph Is Bullshitting All Of Us Again Right Here."
Yes.
Misty Cute Lil Miss F.B.I. Hoe Again: "Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck! Oh Yes! Oh Yes!
Oh Fuck! Ohhhhh God-Damnittes! This Music Just Turns Me On Now Joey!"

Music. "The Sounds Of Joey's Sweet Voice With His Writing Now. Yes."
Yes. Lesa Christina "Pristinas" Lesbian Wishes Dreams With Hopes Now Hoe s.

Bold Red Faced Army Bratted Ups Bitches: "One Cool Fine Missey Womans!"
Yes. These Twat Fine "Finders Pussy Keepers." Army Corps Of Female Engineers USA.
Trigga Jewey Mind Healthy Hoes "Oh Yes!"

Misty Nudie Strippee Strips Dancer Sluttey Hoe s.
Oh Just Whistling To Herself: "Oh Cum My Lady! Cum Cum My Ladies! Oh Fuck Yes Joey!"

Melissa Grinds "Moves It" For Women Only.
"Joey Put This Rule On In. Joey Did This Himself.
He Had To Have Done So Right Here (?). This Is All Fucking Set-Up Fake Anyways.
I Get Orders. I Am Presented With Commands. All Of This To Do With Joseph Right Here."

Yes. They "The Fake C.I.A. George W. Bush Nigga Mouths."
Most "All" Americas Most Wanted Melissa F.B.I. Hoe To Be Abusive To Herself...
and Oh Wow

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